Penis Simulator v1.0 (English)

Defending the Porcelain Throne while mastering “dongercopter” mechanics isn’t exactly what I expected to be doing today, but Penis Simulator delivers exactly what its outrageous title promises. This is pure absurdist gaming that commits fully to its ridiculous premise without apology.

Precision Stream Physics and Ancient Dongercopter Arts

Master the ancient art of the dongercopter, precision stream physics and defend the Porcelain Throne from escalating threats​