Goblins Must Fuck v0.01 (English)

Defending a magical crystal from surface dwellers while playing as a goblin gives Goblins Must Fuck an immediately clear premise that most tower defense games skip entirely. The crude humor hits you right in the face from the start, but underneath that shock value lies some genuinely satisfying trap-setting mechanics that kept me coming back for more rounds.

Crystal Defense With a Goblin Twist

About the Game You are the last defender of the magical crystal — the heart of the dungeon — against the stupid bitches of the surface. To defeat them, set traps and crush them with all your might, draining their strength for yourself. Gameplay Set traps and bombard your enemies with a hail of magical projectiles About the Project This is a 3D tower defense game. The goal, as stated above, is to prevent enemies from getting past your fortifications and reaching the crystal. The game is currently in early Alpha, and may contain bugs and glitches. Updates will be released in the future, adding new traps, maps, enemies, and more.​